The Middleton Carruthers Team
Here at Middleton Carruthers we have a wide and diverse team full of great people and great solicitors! We don’t like to brag, but here’s a breakdown of all our staff and a short paragraph about how cool they are:
Morgan Elmer
Morgan Elmer studied Sports Science at Loughborough University before he took his law conversion course. Sport is still close to his heart – he recently joined his local gym and has got into weightlifting. He denies his recent weight gain is a result of steroid use but everyone knows the truth.
Jennifer Cartwright
Jennifer Cartwright studied medicine at the University of Edinburgh. In her spare time she enjoys going to burlesque classes and recently was the headliner of her own cabaret show. She’s known on the circuit as ‘Cartwheeling Cartwright’ for her impressive tassle shimmying.
Joey Dyer
Joey Dyer studied at Harvard School of Law. Joey overcame his ‘abrasive personality’ to earn a full scholarship at Harvard. He moved to the UK after being accused of breaking into Carnegie Hall in order to play the piano on their famous stage. Joey denies this accusation and claims he can’t play the piano.
Timothy Lee
Timothy Lee studied law at UCL. He loves history and recently treated himself to a National Trust membership. He is well liked by everyone and is still good friends with his first boss. (Timothy says if you need good vegetables in South Wales WhatsApp/SMS Mr R. Jones on +447456271406).
Ewaline Barnet
Ewaline got her law degree from the University of Krakow. In her spare time she writes to prisoners in her local prison, offering them legal advice. She recently developed a relationship with one of them and is currently suspended from her job. Her clients should contact Morgan.
Marisa Tyson
Marisa is a legal secretary at Middleton Carruthers. In her spare time she likes to go on long walks in the country with her rabbit, named ‘Karrot with a K’. Recently, ‘Karrot with a K’ won ‘Best in Show’ at their local village fair. She was rewarded with her favourite food: lettuce.
Madge Merrill
Madge graduated from the University of Exeter with a degree in Law. As well as law she is passionate about knitting. Her innovative cross-stitch technique earned praise from President Obama, who presented her with a lifetime achievement award on behalf of the International Embroidery Association.